"This documentation is at least a 9 out of 10. Where 10 is barely acceptable." - Michael "You are wasting my air" - Ruthie
"This is the worst day since yesterday" - Flogging Molly
"Raze your children with rocks and sticks" - Me
"If there's one thing I know, its everything" - -Least I could do-
"Over there is where the bears play rock paper scisors" - Elias (age 4)